An old man told his grandson: "A terrible fight is going on inside me. A fight between two wolves. One's evil, it represents hate and anger. The other wolf is good, it represents empathy, love and compassion. This fight that's going inside me is inside every person too, even you." The grandson then asked: "Which wolf will win?" The old man replied: 'it is the one that yo always feed..Keep that in mind."

Letting go is like getting a tooth pulled out by a dentist. Pull it out, you're relieved. But how many times does your tongue run itself over the spot where the tooth once was? Probably a hundred times a day. Just because it wasn't hurting you doesn't mean you don't notice it. It leaves a gap and sometimes you see yourself missing it terribly. It's going to take time.

Should you have kept the tooth? No, coz it was causing you so much pain. Let go :-(

LITTLE BOY: Dad, where did I come from?
DAD: Well, you see son, your mom and I just got together in a chat room, then I set up a date via email with your mom and met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room where your mom agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall and since it was too late to hit the "stop" button, 9 months later, a blessed little pop-up appeared and said "You've got male!" =)

Poem for the damn ex who fooled you:

Roses are red
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet
And so are you.
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head...
After you my love,
My only prize,
Would be a bullet between your eyes...
Kind, intelligent,
Loving and hot,
These describe everything you're not...
What inspired this fabulous rhyme?
Two parts gin,
One part lime...
My feelings for you,
No words can tell,
Except for maybe...
Go to hell! =)

By some mischief of fate, we might only truly fall in love once. You know, that one great love old folks refer to. Many lovers may get into our lives but there is only one person, with that one smile, one kis, one hug andone moment, that our hearts will never replace. That person, usually but sadly, is the one that gets away. That's why, after all the the chips are down, we know, wejust know, we'll never fall in love that way again...

To realize the value of one year, ask a student who failed a grade;
To realize the value of one month, ask a mother who gave birth to a premature baby;
To realize the value of one hour, ask the lovers who are waiting to meet;
To realize the valueof one minute, as a person who missed the train;
To realize the value of one second, ask a person who just avoided an accident.
Treasure every moment!
Today is a gift, that's why it's called present =)

If you were to choose, what would you be? A RABBIT or a SNAIL?

RABBITS are the most sexually active animals and can have sex as many as 40-50 times a day! SNAILS on the other hand, live 80 years and will have sex only once in their lifetime, but the orgasm lasts for 18 hours!

Would you go for quantity or quality?

Tough choice? :P

A blind man had a board saying, "HELP ME I'M BLIND". Only few were kind enough to to give him alms. But there was a manwho he felt was always giving. One day, the man took the board and changedwhat's written in it. From then on, the blind man noticed a lot of people started giving him alms, so when that man passed, the blind man asked: "Excuse me sir, but what did you put on my board?" The man smiled and said: "SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY, TOO BAD I CAN'T SEE IT."

When you love, never stick only to what your heart feels. Sometimes, using your brain is a necessity. Next, never use your eyes to cry for the person who fooled you, instead use it to search for theright one. Don't be scared of breaking up, keeping a relationship with a selfish partner is scarier. Love the one who will fight for you and bravely face each and every consequence. Love the one who will accept you and love more despite great mistakes you did. Love the one who holds on, someone who would never let the feelings be gone. Love is a gift and not an obligation.

HISTORY

In ancient England people could not have sex unless they had consent of the king unless they were in the royal family. When people wanted to have a baby they had to get the consent of the king and the king have them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had "F.U.C.K." (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it. Hence, that's where the word "fuck" came from. Now, aren't you glad you learned something new today? =)

(I totally have no idea whether this one is true! -Olie)

We're crazy in the idea of falling in love..Loving the illusion of having or missing someone. It's okay to feel happy through other people, but don't get dependent on achieving happiness by being with someone. Love yourself first before sharing your life with somebody coz if you don't, you'll always look for people that you think can make you complete, and in the end, it will make you lose yourself more...