LITTLE BOY: Dad, where did I come from?
DAD: Well, you see son, your mom and I just got together in a chat room, then I set up a date via email with your mom and met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room where your mom agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall and since it was too late to hit the "stop" button, 9 months later, a blessed little pop-up appeared and said "You've got male!" =)