The Perfect Man

The perfect man is gentle. Never cruel or mean.
He has a beautiful smile and keeps his face so clean.
The perfect man likes children and will raise them by your side.
He will be a good father as well as a good husband to his bride.
The perfect man loves cooking and cleaning.
He'll do anything in his power to convey his feelings of love to you.
The perfect man is sweet. Writing poetry from your name.
He's a bestfriend to your mother and kisses away your pain.
He has never made you cry or battered you in anyway.
To hell with this endless poem, the perfect guy is gay!